Big Ash Bib
Tuesday, 8 July 2008
Smoking while driving presents certain health risks. As an example, a hot ash falling into your lap can have frightful consequences. How can you safely dispose those pesky ashes? Never fear, the Big Ash Bib is here! Now you can always keep both hands securely on the steering wheel because this huge lap ash tray is soooo big it will catch any and all burning embers.
To dispose of the cig's ashes, hum "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" and wiggle your lips aggressively up and down until the ashes fall into your Big Ash Bib. We suggest wearing it everywhere. It's perfect for long business meetings, first dates and watching Wheel of Fortune!

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