When 2 Become 1

You will be happy, you will play perfect ping pong... hey, is it working? You know, the subliminal messages you are getting from your glasses. Subliminal messages are often graphic or word messages flashed in front of you so fast you don't consciously notice them but your subconscious may go, aha! Subliminal messages have long been banned from TV and advertising but who's to say you don't want to subliminate yourself? (We just make the words up as we go along here folks).

The Subliminal Glasses come with various graphic messages that you place inside your special subconscious lenses and stare at them all day and all night. The inventor suggests you won't even notice them after a while. So next time you want to cut down on your vices, or smile more or we're not really sure what the message is with that ping pong paddle thing, but next time you want to change your personal behavior, maybe modify your mind and become one with the smiley face, then it's time to stare through your Subliminal Glasses and go to that happier place.